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ME!

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I’m an Emmy-nominated and possibly Webby Award-winning writer (cannot remember).

I’ve been a staff writer/producer for many of your favorite televisions (Hulu, Netflix, Marvel, the Late Show with Stephen Colbert) and computers (The Onion News Network and Clickhole). I also served as a senior copywriter at Onion Labs as well as in house at Groupon. I’ve done ad work for brands like Google, Youtube, Lenovo, Designer Shoe Warehouse, The National Football League, and Strange Milton’s Discount Mule Coffins. 

Also people like me on Twitter.